Who are you, and why are you doing this? We're Sam & Marcy of Mesquite, Texas. Marcy is our web designer, copywriter and lunatic-in-charge, and we created the Howdygram because we want to. If you have a problem with this, click here.
		Do you accept presents? Yes, we absolutely accept presents ... including fine art, cash, luxury vacations and groceries. Click here for our shipping address. Thank you in advance for asking this question.
		What is the meaning of life? Beats me.
		Would you ever post photos from your web visitors? Sure, providing you didn't pose naked and we know who you are. Send us your photo via email and we'll try to find a spot for it.
		Why is Sam's picture all over your website? Two reasons: 1) we paid him a really huge sum of money to pose for us; and 2) I think he's cute.
		Where do you get your ideas for this website? Typically from insomnia, Bailey's Irish Cream and very poor judgment.